- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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