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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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