What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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