Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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