- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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