What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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This is funny.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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