- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Prostitution is bad.......

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

You idiot.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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