Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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