Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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