BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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