- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Chicken

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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