What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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