- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

roses are red violets are indigo

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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