- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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