What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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