- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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