- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Irish sobriety

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