Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Connor is homo

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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