What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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