Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

2 + 2 = 4

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

You sick fiend

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Knock knock. Get out!!

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Your mom is so old she died

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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