- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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