Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's worse than this That :(

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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