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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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