- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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