- Anti Joke

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.