Yo Momma So Fat!

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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DERP

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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