A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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