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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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A woman wears a dress.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Waseem is a hard worker.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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