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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What is both bold and brash? Fox

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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