Oh my God! A talking dog!

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

if you don't like this you're gay

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

richard is fag

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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