- Anti Joke

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

I don't believe in giraffes.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

if you don't like this you're gay

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

richard is fag

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.