what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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