- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

John Cena

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Ain't idn't a word.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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