Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Hey Shea

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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