What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

you will like this because i am black.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why can't jokes spit?

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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