- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i was sitting down

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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