- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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