- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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