Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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http://www.com/

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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