- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

I like touching my boobs

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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