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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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LOL

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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