- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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