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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

so the weather's nice...

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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