- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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