A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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