A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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