- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Knock Knock No solicitors

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Stop me if you heard this one before.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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