- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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