- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What's big and purple? Barney

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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