- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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