whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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