- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

I put my baby in a microwave.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

No soap radio

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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