- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Abortion.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...