A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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haha

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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