A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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