- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

John lazzaro likes dick

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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