Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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William wright is Gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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