It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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No soap radio

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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