Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you call an arab ?

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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