- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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