ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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your face

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Tony Romo

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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A gay man watches football.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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