- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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