- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

your mum

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

I named my son ps2 controller

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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