- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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