- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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