What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Oh, right

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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