whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

A woman comes at the doctor.

tea with milk?

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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