What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Boxing on Boxing Day

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

The word "Walter" is never funny.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's worse than this That :(

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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