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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

This is a joke.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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