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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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