- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Ain't idn't a word.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

poop.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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