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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

2 black kids walk into school

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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