- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Click here to end the world.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

justin beiber sucks

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

everyone dislike this

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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