- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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